Today I took my celebrity look-alike experiment a step further and created my celebrity morph at myheritage.com.
Apparently, I look like some dude named Ian Somerhalder.
QUESTION: Who the hell is Ian Somerhalder? Is there anybody left out there who is NOT a celebrity?
But I digress. Let's get to it shall we? I'm taking precious face time away from the illustrious Mr. Somerhalder.
WARNING:This morph has been proven to cause severe nausea, vomiting, restless leg syndrome, A.D.D., and projectile diarrhea in laboratory rats and politicians.
Talk about caricatures. I just went to myheritage.com and made this ridiculous collage of what's supposed to be my celebrity lookalikes. Hey, it's free and VERY simple, so what the hell.
What you're not seeing here, however, are the 'other' celebrities who resemble myself. They actually gave me a list to choose from, and of course I chose the best looking, most popular, and coolest of the bunch.
In fact, most of my look-alikes were women, including Andie McDowell, Jennifer Connelly and some other smoking babe. Other men included Jim Henson and two guys who resembled Walter Matthau and Ernest Borgnine.
Of course, my choices (and everyone elses) don't reflect honesty, but rather, wishful thinking.